What movies have not aged well?

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

The Man with the Golden Gun

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

What questions will be asked by the executive director of JP Morgan for 6 years of experience in Java? The technical rounds are already cleared.

Goldfinger

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-All the bad guys are black.

If Russia needs the resources to fund the war in Ukraine, why doesn’t it throw open its doors to visa free western tourism? Enough people would be interested, & it would start to get some hard currency as €, CHF, £, SEK, $, JPY in the tills at shops.

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

Diamonds Are Forever

-J W Pepper

Why have Indian girls almost stopped wearing sarees?

-”Ah so!”

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

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-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

Moonraker

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

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-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-Bond slapping Tracy.

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-”She is very sexyful!”

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

Live and Let Die

Are democrats eating crow?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

Octopussy

You Only Live Twice

My grandmother deeded me her house before she passed last year. Her son still lives there refusing to move. What steps should I take to have him removed?

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

From Russia With Love

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

In the New Testament, Christ quotes the Ethiopian book of Enoch. How do the Sola Scriptura folks square this circle?

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

Dr No

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

With so much evidence supporting the flat Earth theory, why aren't more resources dedicated to studying it?

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

A View to a Kill

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!